Things I've Learned From "24"

2) Maybe I've not been paying close enough attention to all the subplots, but it seems like absolutely nothing bad happened in the last 2 years (or was it 3) that Jack Bauer has been out of the country. Seriously. He comes back to face DOJ accusations, and it just so happens that America is about to be strangleheld (?) by terrorists.

So the moral of the story: SEND JACK AWAY! AMERICA IS ONLY SAFE WHEN BAUER IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.