How come...

...none of the elevators in our building have a special trap door out the ceiling? Like in all of the spy/action/thriller movies.

What if I get stuck? What if Speed 4 shoots a scene in our building? What if I get chased by aliens and need to pretend I'm going to the 4th floor but instead hop on top of the elevator, grab a wire, slide down to the 2nd floor, and sneak my way into the file room??

*sigh* I guess I'll just have to be captured by aliens.