Cohen and Cohen

"Steve, Steve and I have something to tell you."

BenJarvus Green-Ellis (seriously, that's his name) is the latest running back for the New England Patriots. He's pretty good. And since his name's so long and takes forever to say, apparently his teammates just call him "Law Firm."

I need a good nickname. Unfortunately, my name is too easy to say, so there's no real motivation. I did get called Boy Wonder one time, but I think that was more of a "Boy, wonder what we were thinking when we hired him??!!"