Friday, April 28, 2006

On the money....

Say It With Me: Supply and Demand

By Charles Krauthammer
Friday, April 28, 2006; A19

If you thought the Dubai port deal marked a record high in Washington cynicism, think again. Nothing can match the spectacle of politicians scrambling for cover during a spike in gasoline prices. And this time the panderfest has gone all the way to the Oval Office. President Bush has joined the braying congressional hordes by ordering the Energy and Justice departments and the Federal Trade Commission to launch an investigation into possible gasoline price fixing.

What a disgrace.

Precisely 10 years ago (April 29, 1996) as gas prices reached a shocking $1.27 a gallon, President Bill Clinton ordered his Energy and Justice departments to launch investigations to find out why. In my column that week, I offered a wild guess as to why: "supply is down and demand is up." I offered Energy Secretary Hazel O'Leary and Attorney General Janet Reno a $100 bet (I roll high on sure things) that their million-dollar probes would do nothing more than confirm my hunch.

No takers. Even Cabinet secretaries don't throw away C-notes. Sure enough, months later these perfectly pointless investigations discounted charges of price gouging and attributed the price hike to . . . increased demand and decreased supply.

Today, every time an Iranian mullah opens his mouth about nukes, the risk premium for Persian Gulf supply interruptions jumps again. Crude oil prices alone account for about $1.70 of what you pay for a gallon at the pump. So 10 years later, I'll wager again. Here's what the Bush search for price gougers and profiteers will find:

· Demand is up. China has come from nowhere to pass Japan as the number No. 2 oil consumer in the world. China and India -- between them home to eight times the U.S. population -- are industrializing and gobbling huge amounts of energy.

American demand is up because we've lived in a fool's paradise since the mid-1980s. Until then, beginning with the oil shocks in 1973, Americans had changed appliances and cars and habits and achieved astonishing energy conservation. Energy use per dollar of gross domestic product was cut by 30 percent in little over a decade. Oil prices collapsed to about $10 a barrel.

Then amnesia set in, mile-per-gallon ratings disappeared from TV ads and we became "a country of a million Walter Mittys driving 75 mph in their gas-guzzling Bushwhack-Safari sport-utility roadsters with a moose head on the hood, a country whose crude oil production has dropped 32 percent in the last 25 years but which will not drill for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge for fear of disturbing the mating habits of caribou."

I wrote that during the '96 witch hunt for price gougers. Nothing has changed. Except that since then, U.S. crude oil production has dropped an additional 12.3 percent. Which brings us to:

· Supply is down. Start with supply disruptions in Nigeria, decreased production in Iraq, and the continuing loss of 5 percent of our national refining capacity because of damage from hurricanes Katrina and Rita. Add to that the mischief of idiotic new regulations. Last year's energy bill mandates arbitrary increases in blended ethanol use that so exceed current ethanol production that it is causing gasoline shortages and therefore huge price spikes.

Why don't we import the missing ethanol? Brazil makes a ton of it, and very cheaply. Answer: the Iowa caucuses. Iowa grows corn and chooses presidents. So we have a ridiculously high 54-cent ethanol tariff and ethanol shortages.

Another regulation requires specific ("boutique") gasoline blends for different cities depending on their air quality. Nice idea. But it introduces debilitating rigidities into the gasoline supply system. If Los Angeles runs short, you cannot just move supply in from Denver. You get shortages and more price spikes.

And don't get me started on the missing supply of might-have-been American crude. Arctic and outer continental shelf oil that the politicians kill year after year would have provided us by now with a critical and totally secure supply cushion in times of tight markets.

In March 2000, the price of gas hit $1.80 per gallon. Scandalized congressional Republicans shamelessly pushed for repeal of Clinton's whopping 4.3-cent gas tax increase. Now that the president is a Republican, what do you think Senate Democrats are proposing? A 60-day suspension of the federal gas tax. It would cost $6 billion and counteract the only good thing that comes with high gas prices -- the incentive to conserve.

George Shultz once said, "Nothing ever gets settled in this town." But even Shultz, who has seen everything, must marvel at the perfect regularity, the utter predictability, of the bottomless cynicism of Washington in the grip of gasoline fever.

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Friday, April 21, 2006

A brief history...

...of modern man.

Well, more like- a brief recount of our travels over Easter weekend. First, I'll state that we decided not to fly standby so that we could be assured of our schedule. Seeing as how United provides the only non-stop to/from Memphis, we chose their services (although our "to" flight was not non-stop, but that's an even longer story).

Be warned. This is long, but here goes:

Friday
7:00am- get out of the shower for a 10am departure.
7:01am- get a phone call that I've been rebooked on a later flight out of Chicago. After listening to the message, I realize that our morning flight to Chicago was delayed by 90 minutes.
7:20am- I call United to ask them to rebook us on the non-stop, seeing as how they were rebooking us anyway.
7:25am- United says, "We can't rebook you on the non-stop, because it takes off after your rebooked flight."
7:26am- Danny says, "I'm flying with a pregnant woman who really shouldn't be in the air that long, can't you put us on the non-stop?"
7:27am- United says, "How many months pregnant?"
7:27:30am- Danny says, "7 1/2 months"
7:27:45am- United, "Is she visibly pregnant?"

** Timeout **

Now, I was speaking with a lady, and maybe she has never been pregnant herself, but surely she knows someone who has been pregnant in the past. I would think she'd realize that if someone is 7 1/2 months pregnant and you can't tell, something's amiss....

** End of Timeout **

7:27:52am- Danny, "Yes, you can defintely tell"
7:28am- United, "Hold on, let me see"
7:32am- United, "Okay, we can make an exception."

So we're good to go. A 4:15pm departure, a nice leisurely morning at home. Back to the timeline-

2:00pm- we get to the airport very early, just in case there are any hiccups with the rebooking, and because Dulles can get busy in the afternoons.
2:30pm- we're at our gate- that was easy.
2:33pm- I realize there's a message near the Memphis flight. Flight delayed
5:15pm- A full hour late, we finally depart.
6:3opm, Central Time- We arrive finally in Memphis.

Insert- nice weekend with in-laws.

Sunday
3pm- Leave for airport for 5:10pm departure.
4pm- Arrive and check in at airport. Almost as a foreshadow of things to come, I say, "Glad we're not going to Chicago," since the two Chicago flights were delayed.
4:15pm- At gate, we realize that Memphis flight is delayed 3o minutes
ETD (estimated time of departure)- 5:40pm
4:45pm- Announcement that our plane is coming from Chicago and hasn't left yet
5:10pm- Plane has left Chicago
ETD- 7:10pm (2 hours late)
7:00pm- Plane arrives from Chicago
7:15pm- Pilots walk off plane and disappear
7:25pm- Announcement that the plane has "completely shut down" and they are trying to "reboot the system"
7:45pm- They cannot fix the problem. They are calling a mechanic
ETD- Sometime before my child is born
8:30pm- Mechanic arrives
9pm- Can't fix problem. We're assured that they will leave any time of the night or morning, as long as the plane is fixed. Apparently (they tell us), all other flights to Dulles the next couple of days are oversold.
10pm- Can't fix problem
11pm- Can't fix problem

**Timeout**

By now, we know some of our fellow passengers better than we ever wanted to know them. We're all super frustrated, but as one person remarked, it was the nicest group of people that had ever been sitting in an airport for 7 hours. The worst part was, the Memphis airport basically shuts down at 7pm, and "security" literally shuts down at 9pm. No food, no vending machines, can't leave the secure area. We were truly stuck.

**End Timeout**

11:05pm- United tells us our bags are on carousel #2. No one had officially canceled the flight yet.
11:10pm- United cancels the flight.
11:30pm- I rebook us through Atlanta- rationale being I wanted to at least get half-way home, and could stay with my fam in Atlanta if needed. We leave the next morning at 10:15am (I forgot to ask for first class!).

Monday
9am- Arrive at Memphis airport
10:15am- Delta flight leaves on time
12:25pm- Delta flight arrives on time
1:59pm- Delta flight leaves on time
3:30pm- Delta flight arrives 20 minutes early, although we end up sitting for those 20 minutes waiting for our gate to open up....

So, who do you think I'm more inclined to fly with next time... =)

What my college education achieved

Does anyone else feel like their college experience totally ruined their desire to read? Maybe it's because I'm more of a math/tech guy, and books have never really been my thing.

But- I just don't read. It's horrible.

So imagine the surprise of my lovely, little pregnant wife when I managed to read two books over a weekend!! Well, I should clarify- I finished one book, and completely read the other. Since they are the last two books I've read, I shall recommend them both.

1) 1776, by David McCullough. Amazing book describing the first year of the Revolutionary War (War of American Independence, whatever you want to call it). The best part is the personal feel of the accounts- he uses an insane amount of journal entries and letters- most notably from George Washington. Quite intriguing to read the thoughts of this man during one of the hardest times in his life.

2) Fahrenheit 451, by Ray Bradbury. Simple, easy-reading book about life when there are no books, there is no history, and life is all about pleasure and happiness. Shows the result of living with no purpose and the desperate measures one will take when one seeks purpose in life. I had always heard of it, but never read it, so it was good and a quick read (i.e., short).

I'd add them to your list, if I were you.... ;)

Monday, April 10, 2006

Lefty does it again

Phil Mickelson won the Masters yesterday. All right! (I only got to see portions while we were shopping in JC Penney). There apparently wasn't too much drama- no huge break-down or major run by those trying to catch him.

The best quote I've seen is: "Mickelson finished this one with every professional golfer's favorite shot -- the tap-in bogey putt to win by two."

Hah- if it were only that easy. =)

Story here.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

Cherry Blossoms, Take 5

It's a five year anniversary. Wow.

We joined our great friends from college for another jaunt around the Tidal Basin in DC. While it isn't anything really "new," it still is neat to go see the Cherry Blossoms each year. This year there seemed to be a lot more variation in the color of the blossoms.

That, and the wind was blowing, which created some pretty cool pictures.

Check out all the great pictures here