Conversation

So a conversation the other day with my wife went something like this....

Me: "Oh, we should stop by Kohl's and see if they're having a sale." (We had been discussing how my Mom just e-mailed and said she had bought me a sweater and a pair of pants- 80% off- she NEVER does anything like that, so it was kinda off-the-wall...)

Lovely Wife: "That would be good, because I need some jeans. But, Kohl's only sells Levi's and [some other company]. I don't want to buy those."

Me: "Why not?"

Sweet Wife: "Because they're big supporters of pornography and stuff like that." (3 minute diatribe about all the bad things these companies support)

Me: "So I guess you should sell your iPod, huh?"

Unsuspecting Wife: "Why is that?"

Me: "Because Apple supports a lot of homosexual agendas and Al Gore is on the Board of Directors!!"

Indignant Wife: "UGH! You didn't have to tell me that! Why is HE on the Board?"

Me: "He loves Apples and-- [sarcastically] he created the Internet!

Adorable Wife with momentary look of confusion: "I thought Bill Gates did that??!!"

Alas, I laughed really hard, and after shopping at Target and Costco, we forgot to even go to Kohl's.

DcD